Grand Opening

Listen well…here begins the recollections of my museum of AIM conversations. The names of all participants will be altered, and usually displayed in some sort of inside joke insult…you’ll begin to understand the complex/really simplistic relationships that have developed between myself and those whom i discuss things with after you have read enough of them. At time the ranting gets mean, at times you may find it to be the funniest thing you’ve read in a while. I’ve got what if they were actually objects would about a ton of funny words, lyrics, lines, puns, jokes, curses, sayings, and nonsense. Definitely worth the 23.4254 seconds it would take to read a post. I’m currently sorting through the years of conversations to give you the most premium choice meat, the filet mignon of hilarity…one day I’ll find a way to charge you all for it, as it stands now however, it’s yours for free. Here’s a sample:

Jbdkash (10:45:34 PM): ill beat the shit out u charles, ill beat the shit out u wit charles

SpICYsamosASS(10:45:42 PM): lmfao

Jbdkash (10:46:03 PM): i one day want to know wtf that means

SpICYsamosASS(10:46:40 PM): i guess his dick is charles

SpICYsamosASS(10:46:41 PM): also

Jbdkash (10:46:53 PM): lol

Jbdkash (10:47:01 PM): that could seriously make sense

SpICYsamosASS(10:47:12 PM): lmao

Jbdkash (10:47:22 PM): im serious man

SpICYsamosASS(10:47:32 PM): hahah

SpICYsamosASS(10:47:35 PM): that would be funny

Jbdkash (10:50:50 PM): cant imagine that being drawn

SpICYsamosASS(10:51:54 PM): lmfao

SpICYsamosASS(10:51:58 PM): well i could

SpICYsamosASS(10:52:02 PM): but i really don’t want to

Jbdkash (10:52:07 PM): thats wat i mean

Upon hearing that the original first sample wasn’t necessarily that hilarious:

Jbdkash (11:42:00 PM):like any other girl in any other place ever

SpICYsamosASS(11:42:03 PM):lol

Jbdkash (11:42:08 PM):i told u bro, max’s hot =  our normal

SpICYsamosASS(11:42:26 PM):my lord

Jbdkash (11:44:08 PM):ur lord what?

Jbdkash (11:44:16 PM):and which lord, brama?

SpICYsamosASS(11:45:52 PM):stickman only knowshow to win

Jbdkash (11:46:13 PM):at what?

SpICYsamosASS(11:46:12 PM):baffa getting crushed

SpICYsamosASS(11:46:15 PM):so sick

Jbdkash (11:46:58 PM):on stars?

SpICYsamosASS(11:47:05 PM):wtf?

Jbdkash (11:47:33 PM):what are u talking about???

SpICYsamosASS(11:48:17 PM):im trying to figure out the same thing

Jbdkash (11:48:40 PM):u said something about stickman and  baffa

SpICYsamosASS(11:48:58 PM):do you know them?

Jbdkash (11:49:02 PM):no

SpICYsamosASS(11:49:05 PM):wtf?

Jbdkash (11:49:10 PM):who are they?

SpICYsamosASS(11:49:20 PM):i thought you knew them

Jbdkash (11:49:49 PM):what do they do?

SpICYsamosASS(11:49:53 PM):werent u the one asking?

Jbdkash (11:50:02 PM):no….

SpICYsamosASS(11:50:11 PM):wow wtf?

SpICYsamosASS(11:50:14 PM):are u being like

SpICYsamosASS(11:50:20 PM):retarded

SpICYsamosASS(11:50:43 PM):or serious?

SpICYsamosASS(11:51:01 PM):cause i can’t tell

Still no LOL’s so:

Mike Watson Jr. (12:08:53 AM):WHAT ARE YOU DOIN ON MA WATERS?

Jbdkash (12:09:02 AM):swimming

Mike Watson Jr. (12:09:10 AM):DON’T LIE TO ME BOY

Jbdkash (12:09:21 AM):snorkeling

Mike Watson Jr. (12:09:31 AM):easy now ya fuzzy little man peach

Jbdkash (12:09:56 AM):wow, i completely forgot about that

Mike Watson Jr. (12:10:43 AM):most people have

Mike Watson Jr. (12:10:51 AM):i watched youtube videos saturday night

Jbdkash (12:11:17 AM):how many of them?

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:44 AM):all of them

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:47 AM):we were drunk

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:49 AM):well

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:49 AM):i was

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:54 AM):we decided not to drink

Mike Watson Jr. (12:11:57 AM):and not to go out

Mike Watson Jr. (12:12:00 AM):so

Mike Watson Jr. (12:12:05 AM):we bought a case of coors light

Mike Watson Jr. (12:12:12 AM):and drank 8-10 beers each

Mike Watson Jr. (12:12:16 AM):we called cat at 4am

Mike Watson Jr. (12:12:21 AM):to discuss things

Jbdkash (12:12:54 AM):lol, who is this ‘we’

Jbdkash (12:12:55 AM):?

Mike Watson Jr. (12:14:36 AM):me

Mike Watson Jr. (12:14:40 AM):half naked playstation

Mike Watson Jr. (12:14:42 AM):half naked tuti

Mike Watson Jr. (12:14:46 AM):that’s it

Obviously that’s not the best of the best, its just a start, the comedic gold you will sift out of the river that this site will become will be the shining gold of the days you read my posts…

All ridiculous ranting aside, I would also like it known that I strongly support anybody reading this site and liking the content to send me any conversations you’ve had that you think are amazing and deserving 215 seconds of fame online to jeffaohd@gmail.com

Hopefully, this will be my first step towards molding the world in my vision…sorry stupid people, you’re pretty much out of luck…Also, I’ve had discussions about everything, so if you want my take on anything, hit me with an IM at JBDKASH and I’ll look through the archives of hilariousness and find it to post just for YOU (its my way of tricking you into thinking i think you’re my special friend).

Till next time,

Laugh till you die..but don’t die, we need you back to read the next post.

JBDKASH