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What the Duck?

Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009

ugly-duck

“why do you guys make fun of me every time we go out to a bar or club?”

“u need to realize, you’re the male version of the ugly girl kept around to make the group look better”

This brings up an interesting point. How stupid does a person have to be not to realize that they are the lame one of the group? Can people really be that oblivious to the fact that they are in fact the one that makes the group look better? Why the hell would a principle that is so widely used amongst all women be inapplicable to men? It’s like feminism never happened…or would that be reverse feminism? I’m not quite sure, I’m definitely not a psyche major, but I can’t be that far from the correct answer. The only difference I can see when it comes to the opposite sexes doing this is that I think men will actually consider their lame group member a friend, whereas with women, there’s a bit of uncertainty. I’m not saying all women are heartless, and for all I know, their ugly duckling is very dear to them, but the things that I’ve heard gives me little hope in the matter…

Lame people are still people…just sort of lame…treat your lame-o friends with a little dignity every now and then. The reasoning behind this…sympathy to an ‘inferior’ can be just as useful if not more so when picking up the ladies…think about that one.

One Response to “What the Duck?”

  1. The sheep said

    I don’t think it is on purpose a lot of the time. what if they are all ugly, of course one will be ugliest.

    But i do agree with the difference in the sexes.

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