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Muppet Fury

Posted by aohadmin on May 5, 2009

oscar-the-grouch

Lovable Garbage Dweller

“Oscar the grouch has more going for himself than this guy, and he’s got a perminant hand up his ass”

I think this is complete crap. Why the hell does Oscar the Grouch need to become part of the joke of some girl who needs to make herself feel better by demoralizing a guy? First of all, Oscar can’t help it if he’s got a hand up his ass, HE’S A PUPPET. Secondly, living in a garbage can doesn’t make him any less of a puppet than Elmo or Kermit or that over-sized yellow buffoon Big Bird. So, if you’re a girl with self confidence issues, and you just NEED to make that crack at a guy to make yourself feel better, leave Oscar out of it, at least he’s a home owner.

Now, on to my next point, I’m tired of people trying to convince me that Bert & Ernie were gay. Just because you don’t have a close friend that you would live with doesn’t mean two muppets who do have a strong bond are automatically gay. I honestly resent the use of that term when it comes to sesame street. It’s a kid’s show, they are puppets, they don’t see the world as gay or straight, THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN.

What you should take away from all this, back the hell off from making fun of sesame street, you used to be a snot nosed kid who watched it too, growing up into an asshole doesn’t change that fact.

evil-sesame-street-t

Should watch your mouth from now on.


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