“they should’ve just covered a piece of crap in chrome paint and made that the mascot for the wolverine movie.”
I’ve held off on bashing the wolverine movie because I’ve needed a perfect comment about it to properly unleash my immense rage and feelings of disgust with this god-awful film. I won’t claim I’m anywhere near qualified to critique a movie, or that my opinion matters amidst any social circle, but I really just need to get this off my chest. First and foremost, if it takes you 4 movies to put a character as amazing as Gambit into a movie, must you make him suck? Where’s the thick creole accent? Why don’t his cards explode? WHERE’S ROGUE’S ASS FOR HIM TO SMACK????
Now, Deadpool…wtf? No, seriously, wtf? Ryan Reynolds was a good choice to play Wade Wilson. Other than that, yet another character completely botched. When a mutant has only one power in a comic book, IT SHOULD STAY WITH ONE POWER. Why does Deadpool need 432 million different powers to be a threat, healing alone couples with ridiculous combat prowess is more than enough, and yeah, he can speak in the comic, just another wtf for this movie. And what the hell was Cyclops doing in this damned movie? Who gives a damn about some stupid mutant kids being saved by Charles Xavier, I don’t need some god damned pseudo happy ending. This movie needed pure carnage, LEGITIMATE EFFECTS, a non-sappy piece of garbage more far-fetched than an actual comic plot-line. Honestly, the list of things wrong with the movie pop in and out of my head in sporadic moments of rage and fury.
You know what, there are more than enough people who aren’t fans of comics that still saw this movie, making a movie that was just a little closer to some sort of legitimate comic book plotline would have been fine. This movie is just the fourth installment of an amazing comic book series taken and turned into absolute trash. Thanks fox…
