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Archive for August, 2009

Social Stupidity Networking

Posted by aohadmin on August 29, 2009

“Hey man, here’s a little screen shot I took for you, want your opinion on it.”

FB Stupidity

Now, I don’t really think it needs to be clarified that I would be the type of person to hate something as annoying as the quiz results of my facebook ‘friends’ being published on my news feed for me to get angry at, but when they themselves think that its a stupid quiz, why do they have to publish it?

This girl (yes, shockingly its a girl who took this quiz) proceeded to take this quiz to find the true meaning of her name, because facebook quizzes are by far the most widely accepted standard of finding out such things about yourself. Being the little social butterfly she is, and obviously knowing just how important her views on everything are to anyone she’s ever been associated with, she decided to not only publish the results of her name quiz (which goes on to tell her that her name means  she’s ‘a HOTTIE’) but does everyone the favor of affirming the quizzes on ‘wackness’.

As much of a modern day princess you are, and no matter how important your viewpoints on everything are to all of you close facebook friends, there probably isn’t a single one of them that gives half a damn about the quiz you took, you pretty much just move yourself up a little higher on the ‘defriend’ ranking’ but perpetuating the newsfeed flood of utter garbage.

To all the people whose friends JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SEX STYLE I AM, if you waste your time taking facebook quizzes, don’t waste the time of those you’re supposedly friends with…a second of lost time on nonsense adds up when you take 5 quizzes a day 7 days a week…you’re not being a very good friend…GROW UP.

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